A stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard was tailgating a man. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing by stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. While in the midst of her tirade against the other man’s “stupidity”, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a police officer approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the person off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at the top of your lungs. I noticed the “What Would Jesus Do” bumper sticker, the “Follow Me to Sunday School” bumper sticker and the chrome-plated fish emblem on the trunk.”
“Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”